Chabuddy G

Chabuddy G is the manager of Kurupt FM. He is an entrepreneur who runs various independent businesses (Chabuddy's Worldwide Internet Cabin Café, Champagne Steam Rooms, etc.) though none of them seem to be a reliable source of income for him. He was formerly married to Aldona, an unloving immigrant from Poland. He has admitted to robbery and grievous bodily harm. Ironically, he previously worked as a probation officer. In the series finale, he is shown running a tech support company called "Complete Tech Heads" (a mishearing of the word "dickhead"), in which he employs Steves and Abdi.

Personality
Chabuddy is supremely ambitious, having started several businesses and products. Although much like Grindah, he seems to think that he is much more successful than he actually is and his ideas are often far from original or innovative. He is constantly embellishing his status particularly when conducting business and purports to be an expert in several fields that he does not have any real knowledge in. Chabuddy is a romantic at heart. Early on he is completely blinded by his love for Aldona even though it was clear to everyone else that she was simply using him for monetary reasons. After his breakup with Aldona he is constantly seen attempting to hit on various women to no avail.

Chabuddy seems to genuinely believe that Kurupt FM will be popular one day, going as far as to be their manager and front the costs of travel, food, and hotel for their trip to ipswich in exchange for 15% of the group's future profits. He also frequently trades various favors in exchange for ad time on Kurupt FM.

Products
Chabuddy sells many products in his Internet Cabin Café:
 * Peanut Dust: A snack consisting of the dust found at the end of peanut bags. According to Chabuddy, a manufacturing defect resulted in the bags being filled with peanut dust. His uncle managed to get roughly 3000 boxes of the defective bags, and smuggled them to the UK, leaving them with Chabuddy. He runs advertisements for it on Kurupt FM. The disclaimer at the end of the advertisement warns that Peanut Dust may contain actual peanuts and glass bits.
 * Authentic Polish Vodka: Vodka brewed in the Internet Cabin Café, made out of window polish. Named so to trick customers into believing it to originate from Poland.
 * Sean Paul Gautier World Exclusive, a fake designer perfume.

Trivia

 * One of his email accounts is "spiceybangralove@yahoo.co.uk". The other is "chabudgul@cgulenterprise.com".
 * He came to Brentford in 1993 with only £5 and his brother's passport.
 * He owns the website "kuruptfm.com".
 * He owns a Mercedes van (Mercedes Benz Sprinter).
 * His numberplate is "R800 PSL".
 * He is from Lahore in Pakistan.
 * He met Beats before Grindah did.
 * In the webisodes, his name was spelled Chabuddie G.