MC Grindah

MC Grindah, real name Anthony Zografos, (formerly known as MC Sniper) is a main character in People Just Do Nothing. He is the co-founder and leader of Kurupt FM, a pirate radio station in Brentford, London. He is married to Michelle Louise Zografos (née Coleman).

Personality
Grindah is supremely narcissistic, arrogant, selfish, and is constantly focused on himself and the radio station more than anything else. Although he already pictures himself as very popular, his ultimate goal in life is to go "global" with Kurupt FM and be known as a world renowned garage MC. Grindah will often lie, cheat, and take advantage of others in order to achieve this. He often emotionally neglects his girlfriend Miche and is constantly verbally abusing members of Kurupt including his best friend, Beats.

Grindah's main source of income comes from the fees he charges to members of Kurupt to have DJ sets. Early on it is implied by Grindah that this money is used for Kurupt expenses including the flat used to broadcast their sets. Later it is revealed that the flat used, actually used to belong to Steve's nan and it is unclear how the flat came into Grindah's possession although given Steves' extremely gullible and dim wit personality, it can be assumed that Grindah took possession through unscrupulous means. Despite collecting fees, Grindah is constantly broke. He makes frequent deals with Chabuddy, preferring to exchange advertisements on Kurupt FM for one of Chabuddy's various ventures, in exchange for various favors instead of paying Chabuddy in cash. It is shown that the majority of his money is spent on cigarettes, alcohol, marijuana, and clothes.

Grindah possesses extreme illusions of grandeur. He seems to believe in his heart that he is far more popular than he is even while acknowledging Kurupt FM's limited reach. He starts to get offended when having to wait hours for a fan to call the station with his original MC name as part of a contest. Later on when the fan, Joe, comes to collect his prize (a bottle of perfume from Chabuddy) he preemptively signs the box and gets further offended when Joe asks for another bottle that is unsigned as he was planning on gifting the perfume to someone else. Joe seeing that he hurt Grindah's ego, concedes to letting Grindah sign his shirt. When being released from jail, he covers his face believing he will be swarmed by paparazzi and is surprised when he is not. He similarly has Chabuddy put a "Kurupt FM, No Pictures" sign on the van the crew takes to Ipswich. When having to decide between Beats and Decoy as to who would be Angel's godfather, he ends up selecting himself, claiming he is the only one he sees fit to protect her.

Grindah hates all music besides garage and has a particular disdain for other forms of electronic music such as house and dubstep. He similarly believes that fans of such music are inferior. He gets extremely hostile when someone expresses dislike for garage or implies that it is outdated. One exception to his preference for garage is seen when he requests Beats to make a reggae mixtape believing that that they are going to buy weed from Decoy's Jamaican uncle. It turns out that Decoy's uncle is from his white father's side of the family and when they return to the car, Grindah infuriated that he did not get what he saw as Jamaican weed, immediately demands for the reggae music to be turned off.

Despite Grindah's selfish personality, he shows extreme love for his daughter, Angel despite it being heavily implied that Decoy is the biological father. Grindah acknowledges Angel's darker skin relative to his and Miche's by claiming he has Cypriot heritage and that Miche used a lot of fake tan when pregnant that "bled through". He appears to be completely oblivious to the frequent awkward interactions Decoy and Miche have with each other that implies some sort of past relationship or fling. Even when Decoy's parents show up at Angel's christening, he quickly dismisses it. While perhaps not the greatest influence, Angel seems to admire Grindah and shows some aspirations of becoming an MC herself.

Trivia

 * He commonly uses the phrase "(do) you know what I mean?" at the end of his sentences.
 * According to him, he hates three things in the world- paedophiles, spiders and dubstep.
 * He always takes his burgers without sauce, or as he calls it, "dry", and forces everyone else to do the same. Because of this, they have to get extra drinks with their burgers as seen in the episode "Outro".