Steves

Steven Green is one of the DJs at Kurupt FM. He is the head of radio station security as he lives and sleeps at the station. His grandmother originally owned the flat from which they broadcast. He is a gullible and dim-witted habitual MDMA user and the runt of the litter at Kurupt FM. He believes in conspiracy theories and alien abduction. He claims to have been an abductee on multiple occasions (although he is implied to just have taken drugs) He believes in reincarnation and that Beats' daughter Robyn is his nan after reincarnation.

Personality
Steves most notable traits are his lack of intelligence and habitual drug use. It is unclear as to whether the two are directly related but Steves is almost constantly under the influence of some kind of drug. Although none of the Kurupt FM members are well off, Steves lives a particularly rough lifestyle. He is constantly found sleeping on the floor either in the studio or other random places. It is later revealed by Grindah, that Steves habit of sleeping on the floor stems from a bad drug experience in which he was afraid to sleep for several days and supposedly burned his own bed. He is a self described expert in dumpster diving for food and also took advantage of his time working at Chabuddy's restaurant, eating the leftovers that customers did not finish.

Steves is one of the more kind hearted members of the group although this combined with his limited intelligence leads to him being by far the most abused member of Kurupt FM both by Grindah and the other members. When the group is smoking, he only gets to smoke the roaches that they leave if anything at all. He is constantly forgotten about and either gets abadoned or trapped in inconvenient places on several occasions. After realizing they had left Steves in Ipswich, Grindah simply says that Steves always manages to find a way back and not to worry. When working at Chabuddy's restaurant, Steves does not question his given wage of a tenner a day and when his nan, outraged at his low wage tells Steves to inquire to Chabuddy about it, he quickly believes Chabuddy when he tells Steves that he verified with accounting that it was the correct wage.

Steves had a close relationship with his nan, making frequent visits to her at the retirement home she was staying at. It is revealed that Steve's nan not only reguarly supplied Steves with drugs, but also originally owned the flat from which Kurupt FM broadcasts.

Trivia

 * Steves once broke his leg climbing into a rave but didn’t notice and didn’t go to hospital until three weeks later. He now has a slightly outward facing left leg.
 * Steves once got a free laptop for a crisis loan because he gave himself dyslexia from smoking skunk.
 * According to Grindah, Steves is good at climbing, which is useful for taking down aerials.